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You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
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You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
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The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a bit chilly.
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You discover that in July it takes only two fingers to drive your car.
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You know the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
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Hot water comes out of both taps.
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You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
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You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
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You realize asphalt has a liquid state.
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It's so hot the birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
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It's so hot that potatoes cook underground and all you have to do for lunch is to pull one out and add butter with trimmings.
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It's so hot farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.
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